Penta Kill Cock Block

When you get a Quadra kill on League of Legends but someone on your team steals the last kill.

Ashe : Kill
Ashe : Double Kill
Ashe : Triple Kill
Ashe : Quadra Kill
Sona : Kill ( Troll )

Ashe : AKJSDHAISBDASDAS WHHYYYY
Ashe : You penta kill cock block'd me

by LeagueOfLegendsTrollers February 16, 2013

Spassky Bishop Block

A public urination concealment technique in which a male hides his penis between his hand and a tree or other object so nobody sees his ding-dong. Its name comes from an episode of Saved by the Bell.

Amy tried to scope my dick when I took a piss out back but I hid it with the Spassky Bishop Block.

by LazerPhazer June 15, 2010

taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005

Cock block

An act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004

cock block and roll

Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.

Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker

by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010

cock block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.

by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003

Twat block

(v 1) When a female interferes* with someone, typically a male who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex.
(v 2) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n) any female one who prevents another person from getting to know someone.

*Often intentionally

(1) Jim was talking to Lisa. That is until Jims little sister twat blocked him when she asked why he needed two girlfriends.
(2) My ex-wife twat blocks me every chance she gets. I hate her.

by Solar1 April 7, 2009