Cool Beans

Awesome, surprising, funny, out-of-the-blue. Often relating to an act of supreme thoughtfulness or creativity, or to a situation that's just generally groovy.

Sam's internet surprises always make me smile; he really knows what's cool beans around here.

by Robinharryandnotthefalcon May 26, 2013

Bean brain

A mildly stupid person. A step up from retard, but not quite moron.

Oh, come on, you bean brain! Everybody knows Elton John is gay!

by Bobo LaTuque May 19, 2006

Scene Bean

A boy/girl that is trying to dress as the stereotype "scene" but does it poorly. This person is usually seen at the mall with a group of other "scene beans" they have poorly teased hair which is usually just in knots on the top of their head, a pair of skin tight brightly colored jeans, occasionally a tutu, heavy eyeliner, and are being as loud and obnoxious as possible. They will also have multiple bow clips in their hair and the occasional tiara.

These individuals attempt to be the stereotype scene but fail and are actually just looked upon as obnoxious kids.

"Ew look at those kids over there with their tutus and ratty hair"
"You mean the scene beans?"

by eliytdfy July 8, 2010

Bean Grinder

The act of making a fist with the middle phalange extended then using that fist to grind on a woman’s clitoris. The grind may be used for pleasure or punishment. When using the Bean Grinder as punishment it is customary to continue the grind until one of the parties involved vomits.

Dumb ass Mary used her salad fork while eating her entrée so I gave her the Bean Grinder to teach her a lesson.

by Sirhc Kramllah December 14, 2008

Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

by Natalie G. May 18, 2006

willy beans

Term meaning either a males balls or literally beans made of cock. Usually used in a insult.

Gman suks willy beans

by J_Diz July 16, 2006

Sean Bean

Sean Bean, a recognizable British Actor.

Very sexy, in fact if sexy hadn't already been used as a word, it would have been created merely for him. He makes all that see him drool, and if they don't then they are suffereing with some kind of yet to be diagnosed illness.

sexy
animal
beast
large
shag
sex god



Extremely rare, but if found should be lured after you by tempting him with a bottle of vodka.

Not overly well trained but does have some very large attributes to while away those lonely moments when one wants to feel loved and lustful.

The most sexiest human to have ever walked the planet.

by belle February 10, 2005