blow up balloons

Giving head

How about you come over and blow up balloons

by Sexy234 September 22, 2015

a whole different box of balloons

n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.

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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.

Well, that is a whole different box of balloons

by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013

Balloob

Breasts large enough to resemble balloons, i.e. larger than normal bra sizes. Generally associated with people of the fat variety, though not always.

"Check out that chubba, she has some massive balloobs!"

by lolcatcatlol February 9, 2010

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

ballooned

A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar

Beckham just ballooned it.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Harry Ballsonya

The act of putting ones hairy balls on the chest of a woman while receiving oral.

While Lauren was on her back, I stuck my cock in her mouth then harry ballsonyad her.

by Mr. Fuzzy October 18, 2008

hot air ballon

The act of farting in someone's mouth, causing it to fill up with hot air.

Bobby slowly lowered his sleeping wife's head to his anus, and farted causing a hot air ballon to be created.

by Mr. dude June 9, 2004