Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.

"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"

by Hally13uk March 31, 2010

Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 28, 2011

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Extra Bacon

This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?

by Rustysoap August 26, 2013

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010