On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.
by Alpha-Sion November 6, 2016
Get the Three blind mice daymug. A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
Get the 3 day blind dog glazemug. The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
Get the Blind Mans Top hatmug. by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008
Get the Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.mug. by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020
Get the Masturbation will make you go blindmug. Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
by Sexydimma August 14, 2023
Get the Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nutmug. A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
Get the You'll go blind if you keep playing with thosemug.