A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modesto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her advances, i.e. "om nom nom."
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