A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
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A: Dude ,why is your girlfriend crying?
B: I don't know man. I just told her she was ugly.
A: So you amirhosseined her...
B: Nope,it was a very "useful " and"realistic "comment
A: that is called amirhosseining dude.stop being a jerk and be nice to her.
B: can't help it,I was born an amirhossein
A: Dude ,why is your girlfriend crying?
B: I don't know man. I just told her she was ugly.
A: So you amirhosseined her...
B: Nope,it was a very "useful " and"realistic "comment
A: that is called amirhosseining dude.stop being a jerk and be nice to her.
B: can't help it,I was born an amirhossein
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Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up
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Nathan: shut up
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"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
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