african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.

Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.

by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023

African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.

When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.

by ecaleohs June 3, 2023

African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session

That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.

by Smegmid June 11, 2023

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!

by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024

African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.

Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.

by brian 2 August 8, 2024