what are we

Defining a relationship in your opinion... Having a relationship for a while, you eventually need to ask "what are we" to get the daring process going.

John: babe, what are be?
Mary: what do you want to be

John: yours!

*****DO NOT SAY "what do you mean"

"Huh"

"Idk"

DO NOT SAY THOSE THATS HOW TO RUIN A FUTURE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS IN THE WORKS***
What are we? Means I like you and want to date you are you good with that

by How to be in a relationship October 12, 2015

I like you for who you are

1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.

2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.

1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.

2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.

by Super Gerbil May 26, 2004

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

cats are deid, yer

Exclamation (Scottish) used offensively towards people whose trousers are clearly too short for their legs. Derived from the resemblance to a flag flying at half-mast, speculatively in honour of the wearer's dead felines.

Yer cats are deid! Did ye buy they jeans at the market?

by CalT March 1, 2004

All my Friends are Toxic

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song

Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic

by Heliossss April 25, 2022

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

There you are!

This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".

The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.

"There you are!" he said brightly.

We left no tip.

by w00fdawg October 15, 2005