by vilDOOM December 27, 2020
Get the Penis Applemug. When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
Get the Apple Cumblemug. by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) January 31, 2021
Get the Apple Outmug. by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
Get the Apple Shampoomug. A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
Get the Sock Applemug. Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”
“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
Get the Apples to Firetrucksmug. Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017
Get the Apple Boobsmug.