angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg

I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.

by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016

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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.

Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.

by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018

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Angry Ryan

When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.

"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"

by Blue899 April 23, 2018

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