West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin

My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.

by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases

"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"

by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025

African Sundown

When you’re making out with a girl, like REALLY making out, and she is kissing your neck and your chest and your belly button, and she skips your dick and balls and goes straight for your asshole

Bro she gave me a crazy African Sundown last night

by Randy_Lahey May 13, 2025

South African English

The English of South Africa

My South African English accent is More British-based.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

African booty snatcher

Someone who is ruthless is the sheets and in the streets. As soon as the see a booty they like, they violetly expose the cheeks and snatch the booty (Penis inside) with no regard for Human life.

My wife was bending down getting a trash bag from under the sink and I African booty snatched her. -African booty Snatcher

by Mr. Ween May 12, 2022