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joe smith

the name you make up when your friends ask you if you have a boyfriend. sometimes you make a fake instagram account to go the extra mile.
friend- hey lila u got a boyfriend yet?
lila- yes his name is joe smith
friend- show me proof
lila-'looks up top 10 hot models under 15'
by sksksinny legend October 1, 2019
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Taryn Smith

A very stupid and short and annoying yet she’s a good beat friend
by Amroooooop April 23, 2020
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Ms. Smith

THE MOST FUCKING GENERIC NAME FOR A TEACHER IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD. ITS ALSO THE MOST GENERIC NAME IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.
WHAT THE FUCK BRO ALL TEACHERS IN 5TH GRADE ARE NAMED Ms. Smith,
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Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!
me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith
by em04 March 26, 2020
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maelee smith

The cutest girl you will ever see is named maelee smith!
by AnyGuyNamedSamIsGay December 23, 2020
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Brad Smith

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.
Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him
by N1SS4N GTR March 28, 2020
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ben smith

Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.
- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?

- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)
by yumyum1492 April 29, 2020
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