i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 02, 2017

pool

(verb) to scroll on a device very long, causing your mind to drip into a metaphorical puddle around you

1. God she's been pooling for hours now
2. I pooled until my fingers went numb

by Squid_girl2 June 03, 2025

pool

To have anal sex with a non-binary associating person.

Ima go get into a pool with that person over there

Fuck yea *High five*

by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci July 10, 2023

Pool

Liminal image pointing to a state, place or quality of in-betweenness. A familiar image hearkening back to a former era, time or childhood.

The liminal manifesto is quite simply, "pool".

by Pool Marm October 18, 2021

pool

when you put the drinking stuff in a hole and swim in in

"i think i'm gonna get a pool"

by joyful coffee June 15, 2021