A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
by youAreDumbMonke July 01, 2021
by HELV3TICa February 22, 2025
The kind of girl that does nothing without a gang surrounding/backing her (be it the Lucky Seven armed with slingshots and rocks, or a powerful organization armed with sniper rifles).
The mouse girl was mouthy until she knew the police/interventionists were on the way to back her, then her image got tougher than nails and the violent threats started coming from her whole posse.
by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021
The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.
by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021
A female that roots for the gangs when they triumph, and becomes a gangbuster if somebody defeats the gang, that way she gets credit either way for not being one of the losers like the boys.
The mouse girl was always looking to turn males into mice so she wouldn't end up a mouse by herself.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”
Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023