tree monster

ugly person
funny looking
overall OMG what it is

Jason look like a tree monster.

by ty2021 February 28, 2018

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.

Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!

by LauReNiZzLe March 16, 2005

cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.

cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.

by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007

green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.

Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."

by Reppin617 July 8, 2004

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

high on monster

when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.

can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.

Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."

by notmyrealname,eh? May 25, 2009