mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021
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Popcorn Monster

You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
by amdkenworth January 05, 2011
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penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.
Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!
by LauReNiZzLe March 17, 2005
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cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
by i like dinosaurs June 03, 2007
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green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
by Reppin617 July 08, 2004
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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
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Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.
by McPartland February 25, 2008
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