jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill February 04, 2012

jeez jizz

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

by hexvex May 28, 2008

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

by Justa small trump April 11, 2007

high jizz

when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.

I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.

by asadachi December 14, 2010

Face Jizz

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

jizz train

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

by Philip McAvoy May 04, 2008

Jizz Giant

Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"

The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.

by JizzGiant101 October 16, 2010