by Dbert71 December 23, 2008
Get the Jesus is an Astronautmug. by jarridwilson May 1, 2016
Get the Jesus Swaggermug. A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008
Get the Jesus Chryslermug. The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.
See also zero survivability incident
Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."
by eighthofseven August 17, 2007
Get the jesus boltsmug. You know, I met Jesus in there, he is Chinese, and his last name is Hong, he has no idea where people got the Christ thing from. (Jesus Hong)
by ChubbyUnicorn July 13, 2017
Get the jesus hongmug. Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.
"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"
"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."
"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."
by SpeedosStretch September 14, 2019
Get the Jesus complexmug. A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
by georgekoko March 6, 2009
Get the Jesus trophymug.