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Gorillas Breakfast

A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018
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Gorilla Face

When you give a girl a dirty sanchez and then rip out some of her pubes and throw them on her face where they stick to the feces
She thought it was just a dirty sanchez, but i full on Gorilla Faced her.
by Bbbb.biz July 2, 2019
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chug a gallon of gorilla semen

why the fuck would you search this
i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning
by YO what the fuck July 17, 2019
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Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.
Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!
by Leopards14 November 6, 2019
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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
by Tastyslag May 29, 2019
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gorilla snot snow

Over 7 FEET of snow in the last 7 days🤯🌨️ "Some gorilla snot snow and some cold smoke pow accumulation is the perfect combo for base building."
by Powderider December 3, 2019
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