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Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
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Cunt Chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017
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chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.
"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."
by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005
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Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 13, 2021
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Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.
Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.
by JBKS November 6, 2009
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Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.
You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler
by Crustinisation November 11, 2017
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Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019
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