new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
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biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.
"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"
by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025
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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
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age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.
Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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Age-spoofing

(Alternative terms: Age forgery, Age fraud)

A personal term that I created myself that describes someone who wants to enter a place on the internet, but is blocked/prevented by rules/policies/community guidelines that only allow people aged 18 years old and over. So the person was forced to fake his age in order to enter the place
Discord Admin 1: "Well, I hope none of the members commit "Age-spoofing" here

Discord Admin 2: "Hehe, yeah....."
by bert222222 October 12, 2023
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AG

An AG tends to be short, loves to play Roblox, and energetic most of the time.

Even if you argue with an AG, he'll forget about it the next day.
Oh look, AG is playing Roblox again!
by sushi_111 November 23, 2021
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Artisan Age of YouTube

Also known as the "Pre-influencer era of youtube"

The umbrella term for the golden age (2005-2009) and silver age (2010-2013) of the platform. The peak of creativity and coolness in videos. Including, but not limited to: AVGN, RWJ, Jenna Marbles, NigaHiga , TGWTG, Game Over by Poykpac, Jacksfilms, Pewdiepie, Epic Meal time, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Boxxy, Bobby Burns, Dan and Phil.

As opposed to the (ugh) Post-artisan age/influencer era of YouTube which started at

the bronze age (2014-2016) and the iron/dark age (2017-present day; worsened by the pandemic) where creativity and close-knit dynamics with audiences were replaced by low brow videos, low effort commentary toxicity/bullying, diss tracks, scandals involving forests, boxing matches and formulaic but financially extravagant Mr. Beast videos.
David: man I miss OG YouTube.

Simon: Fr dude, it was the Artisan age of youtube, funny stuff, like corridor digital, nostalgia critic. Freddie W and RocketJump.

David: Ever notice that youtube just dropped in artistic quality when VGHS ended? YouTube red showed up straight after, then that was it. Apocalypse, The Paul brothers. Viners came out of nowhere. Now it's a wasteland of creativity.
by DarkI3INARY June 19, 2024
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