Pussy wind

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth.
it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.

Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.

by someone who loves cake:) June 4, 2014

pussy straight

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn

"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."

by pussy straight February 22, 2015

pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press

Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.

by Dapak March 26, 2019

Turnt Pussy

Smelly or foul odor in the down below. Pussy that went bad! Snatch that smells like bad fish.

"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.

I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!

by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.

"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same

Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.

by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021