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Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)
1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked
by Holly18UK November 29, 2006
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Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass
Make me zook like one of your french girls
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zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.
U fuckin' zookeeper!
by calloom May 27, 2006
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zook

zook - means a joint/spliff
Im gonna light my zook
by mccj001 July 8, 2007
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Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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zooly

A shorter way to say something is crazy, sexy, cool or a combination of the three. Created by Liz and Oster during the evil torment known as school
"Dude! Bam Margera is so zooly!"
"I know!"
by Oster November 17, 2004
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Zoomy

Of, relating to, or involving psilocybin mushrooms.
After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.
by rpn453 January 11, 2011
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