Skip to main content

Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
mugGet the Zodiac signsmug.

urban zodiacs

Searching your name on Urban Dictionary and reading the both prophetic and clearly personal opinions of what your name really means
Kyle: Damn Blake, it says you're 'Dangerously handsome, clever, and trustworthy...'
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!
by Gim Ekalb August 16, 2016
mugGet the urban zodiacsmug.

Zodiac Killer

Slayer of liberal taxes and protector of American freedoms
by #notarepublican October 31, 2018
mugGet the Zodiac Killermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
mugGet the Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Releasemug.

Shinu zodiac

A man who likes animals and weighs over 6000 pounds when refers to him he chases you in a Barney suit
Man that shinu zodiac really ate everything at Popeyes
by The all seeing e eyes May 8, 2022
mugGet the Shinu zodiacmug.

Share this definition