pardon my zinger

Zing.

To Zing (syn: pwn), is to viciously point out flaws, with relentless, uncaring effort. The term "Burn" was overused, and therefore had died. From its ashes rose several new terms, such as Snap, and Zing. To be Zing is bliss, and neverending once you have it.
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"Should you need to think about a comeback, or something to retort, it is no longer a Zing, but a common insult".

by Gari August 29, 2005

Megan Zinger

One of the best people you'll ever have. Is blonde, clumsy, spaces out but is an awesome person. She might be a little odd and go into detail a lot (especially about the sims) but you can always depend on her. In short she's your best friend and will always be there.

person: 1 hi megan
megan zinger: hey guess what i was on the sims and.....
one hour later
person: 1 awesome (wasn't really listening)

by MeisSabby November 24, 2010

Hostess Zinger

The act of giving a girl a facial and then spilling round two inside of her while she still has round one on her face. Just like a Hostess Zinger, she's got the dry, crusty frosting on top and the fresh cream in the center.

She wants to go two rounds tonight so I'm gonna Hostess Zinger her!

by Memeintosh May 13, 2016

raspberry zinger

To insert ones tongue into another's anus and blow a raspberry. This can be either by request or as a surprise.

I was going down on this chick and I slipped her the raspberry zinger. She about hit the ceiling.

by Bluchez September 20, 2017

david zinger

infinite expansion

david zinger stop eating mcdonalds

by dictionary12133214 May 23, 2022

Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022

that's a zinger

A joke that isn't funny

Kai cenate W rizz
that's a zinger

by FortniteSigmaWrizz November 18, 2023