Zest Machine

When someone acts zesty constantly

Stop doing that You zest machine

by Wordfunkus June 28, 2025

Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.

"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"

by Murlor July 23, 2025

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

pie-zest

Seemingly possessed, said of a non-living or inanimate object. Such objects cannot actually be demonically possessed.

The moving furniture in The Exorcist is pie-zest

by anonymous January 25, 2005

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Po-zest

A person (male or female) who feels fully satisfied solely by the smell of fresh, high grade marijuana.

Michael: Dave's a bit quiet tonight Shauny.
Shauny: I know Dave. I think he might be Po-zest.
Michael: Bit over the top init?
Shauny: Na. No draw around. he hasn't been himself for days. Think we might need to call the weed doctor.

by NEWAGECOWBOYS November 4, 2010

Chin Zest

The ripe smell of your bum hole left on your girls chin.

When your girl lays flat and you straddle her face so she can work and slobber up those balls from below during which time you gingerly zest up her chin as it innocently works its way in and around your bum.

I went to kiss Dana after she slobbered up my balls real good but that chin zest was too much.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017