"I had a bitch of a time getting your sister off until I was able to zero in on the little man in the boat."
by Occam February 8, 2005

by wankmasta October 30, 2004

by I luv memez May 15, 2020

by spick__nigga July 8, 2010

Web parody of "Heroes," featuring the discovery of "mutants" who have acquired special (albeit worthless) special abilities that enable them to do nothing more than make fools of themselves.
The Mumbler, the Kick-Back-of-Head Guy, the Man-of-Many-Hats, Cindy the Fist-in-Mouth Cheerleader, the Man Whose Stick-Figure Drawings Predict Useless Information About the Future, and the Pinto-Bean-from-the-Eye Man are all talented in pointless ways; making them...Zeroes!
by ObscuredOne February 24, 2008
