Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

Zed

British way of saying an ounce/oz of weed

Equivalent to the american word "Zip"

dealer: yo what you need bro
buyer: can you pattern me a zed fam

by x x s ex x May 11, 2024

Zed

in generally British setting a zed refers to an ounce of ganja

yo you tryna cop a zed of dust

by silly 😜 August 7, 2025

Generation Zed

Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!

You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!

by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021

ZED

Another way of describing a zombie in video games. Often used in games like Madness combat.

"Man, I can't wait to kill the ZEDs in that abandoned building"

by Max281B April 20, 2025

Zed

Early 1800s - Term used be invading french to demonize and displace the native Canadians. Commonly referred to as "Zeros" "Zeds". Last in everything

Look at that stupid Zed.

by Piceous November 22, 2022

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011