brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

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The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.

Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"

by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023

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Zambonied

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would

"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"

by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

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A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.

There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.

by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022

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