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Zambonied

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
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Zamboni

Eg: Your zamboni’s not as big as mine pumpkin fucker
by May_or May 27, 2025
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Dirty Zamboni

After anal sex whipping your dick clean down your partners spine
That freak I went home with said she liked ice skating so I gave her a dirty Zamboni
by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019
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Zamboni

The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.
Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*
by Don cheadle November 19, 2016
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Zimbabwean Zamboni

A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.
Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."
by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019
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Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.
Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”
by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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