your reality

The song in the credits of "Doki Doki Literature Club", sang by one of the characters in the game.

Your reality is legit the best song ever.

Your reality makes me tear up.

by Oshkin April 23, 2018

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

it's your call

it's your decision

Nobody can make this decision for you - it's your call.
It's your call, just say what you want.

by DianneX August 13, 2013

Your dad

Gone.

Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad

by Lil toothpick April 4, 2020

Your opinion

Something that nobody wants.

Not even homeless people.

Especially not homeless people.

"HEY EVERYONE HOLD ON JUST A SECOND LET ME WHIP OUT MY OPINION"

"No one gives a shit about your opinion and why are you in my house get out"

by Rotsala Doomsday Zigaraut December 22, 2008

your face

A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.

For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.

Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:

humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))

This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.

For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.

Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.

by yourfaceislame November 13, 2012

Your City

Something Urban Dictionary keeps bugging us to look up.

There, now you can look up your city. Happy?

by Lucio Soph December 6, 2010