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Yooper Cooler

A Yooper Cooler is an ingenious device first devised by the native peoples of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The 'First People' of The Big North Woods first used it as a way of preserving food during the long winter months, now they are constructed as a economical way for Yoopers to keep their PBR cold.

The Yooper Cooler is constructed with a large pile of snow packed down and frozen by the UP's freezing temps. Shelves are constructed inside for accomidation of beer, bier, lager, ales, IPAs, Dopplebocks, and Pilsners. Many variations can be found throught Big Snow Country, and generally vary based on region, culture, and BAC at time of construction.

Not to be confused with the inferior Canadian Refrigerator. Which is a similar yet completely flawed version, just like the country it shares its name with.
Toivo-"Whats that big pile of snow outside?"
Aino- " Oh thats the Yooper Cooler, eh."
Toivo-"So youse guys biult one already dis winter,hey"
Aino- "Oh yea. Dountcha knowse its gonna be a big snow year"

Ray- " Whats that? Your Canadian Refrigerator outside"
John-" No way Hose Head!" "thats a Yooper Cooler, Hooser!"
by midwestshred December 11, 2009
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Yoopers

often known as people who live in the Upper Michigan
Lets just say -

1) yoopers love there beer
2)wont be caught dead without some kind of firearm most likely a 'pump action shotgun'

3)Hunting, Hunting and more Hunting
4)fishing, fishing and more... fishing
5) often speak like an evolved canadian.. never lost the 'eh?'

6) overall, pretty redneck..
"She looks like something that came out of my ass"
"Dont talk about rita that way eh!!"

*clicks on america's got talent*

"pshh i can do that too watch.. here hold meh beer"

:D gotta them em' yoopers :)
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yooper beer

whatever beer is on sale for the week, eh.
Billy: Hey Jimmy, I'm runnin to town. Ya want somethin?

Jimmy: Oh ya, just some yooper beer. Jerry's has old milwaukee for 11.50 a case
by tay-bo October 4, 2008
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Yooperville

Another name for the Upper Peninsula, or "U.P." of Michigan, where people known as "Yoopers" live.
Our adventures in Yooperville included visiting the Paulding Light, getting chased by hobos out of an apple orchard, and getting drunk and flying down the ski jump at Iron Mountain.
by The Glorbachaus Family July 22, 2009
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Yooper Haller

Yoop·per Hall·er / yo͞opər hôller/
Noun

1. A resident of the pike house who has never lived outside the upper hall.
2. Someone with a redneck complex. A redneck complex can be defined as anyone who meets at least 3 of the following criteria:
a. Owns a gun
b. Has camouflage paraphernalia in their car (as if the deer is going to see them in the car).
c. Does not recognize PBR as a hipster beer.
d. Arranges for their daughter (current or future) to be baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway.
e. Wishes they were from the south
f. Listens to country music
g. Watches Nascar
3. Meets the criteria for point one and typically responds to any comment with a smart-ass remark.
4. Spends more time in the gym getting big than actually dominating sports.
I fucking hate those damn yooper hallers.

Justin-"Cam just got back from shooting and is about to go to the gym with Kellen. He want's to know if you want to go to Gander Mountain."
Tyler-"Fucking Yooper Hallers"

Rob-"Blake just got camo floor mats for his jeep."
Gabe-"And he says he isnt a yooper haller"

Andrew-"Kellen says he doesnt ever want to live downstairs."
Joe-"You guys need to get him to live in the sub, he is turning into a serious yooper haller."
by Jpayne September 7, 2011
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Yooper Missile

the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later
Man 1; I had to sneeze so bad during sex last night
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!
by DaxxYooperxxEh February 24, 2011
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Yooyoo

A party for the dead.
"Yeah they were just skeletons propped up on sofas."
A "Yooyoo" is a party consisting of dead folk socialising and taking part in activities - only they are dead. The best kind of party, if you ask me.
by Katie + Moorsey October 4, 2008
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