by allex123 July 24, 2018
Get the good yoke mug.Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.
by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022
Get the felix egg yoke mug.When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.
Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010
Get the Yorktown Uterus Yoke mug.Phrase used in Horace Book III Ode IX. The yoke has of connotations of subservience; in some ancient cultures it was traditional to force a defeated enemy to pass beneath a symbolic yoke of spears or swords. A remnant of this tradition is the saber arch seen at some military weddings. The yoke may be a metaphor for something oppressive or burdensome, such as imperialism, or for a link or bond between two people, such as marriage. The yoke is frequently used metaphorically in the Bible, first in Genesis regarding Esau.
by Saphireeyes1111 October 7, 2011
Get the Bronze Yoke Of Venus mug.When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.
You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”
You:
“Wow, lucky girl.”
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”
You:
“Wow, lucky girl.”
by Anal Hemorrhage October 7, 2018
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