Yert

Yert is the after effect when a lactose intolerant person eats yogurt specifically

1; I shouldn't have eaten that yogurt
2: yeah dude, you're totally going to yert

by unwanted-future January 29, 2019

Yert

An extremely expressive word that can be used in many situations. Often used to express exclamation.

I want to yert myself off an overpass into oncoming traffic in hopes that i will get hit by an eighteen wheeler.

by Stonedsloth420 February 1, 2019

Yert

Another way of saying “yeet” but only when your happy you say yert

Friend: You 2 are dating now
You:Yert

by Yerter March 16, 2019

Yext

Responding to a text a day late. A response to a yesterday text.

Kylee: ‘Hey! Did you get the text about the party tomorrow?’

Next day

Shawn: ‘Girl! I saw that text this afternoon! Totally yexted them back. I’ll be there! Last minute booze I can grab?’

by Brady1985 July 1, 2019

Yert

A silly salmon

Time to yert myself in the sea

by Yerter July 3, 2019

Yeratowl

When a person in an argument attempts to shift blame to the opposing party using inaccurate equivalence.

P1: I can't believe you ate my sisters pudding in the fridge.
P2: It doesn't matter if I ate the pudding in the fridge, because you ate it first!
P1: Don't yeratowl me. You know I'm lactose intolerant!

by Pittsburghtuna August 20, 2019

Yert

word used by absolute legends to describe something amazing. no better way to describe it.

Just yert it!

by yertgoat November 11, 2019