Yard Pimp

Slang for a rooster who struts around a barnyard like he owns the place.

Look at that yard pimp, he has his choice of any hen he wants.

by Stratton April 8, 2006

Yard Bidet

A lawn sprinkler used for personal hygiene.

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.

by Avid Runner July 5, 2012

Yardleys School

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.

Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.

by TheBestAce May 29, 2019

hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

Party Yard Sale

Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.

"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."

by Nickname Mike February 24, 2010

free yard

When your parents leave the house for the weekend/day. Leaving you in charge with a free house.

Man you wanna party at my free yard 2nite.

You wanna come back to my place, i got a free yard

I hate girls that try and act stush
When I got a free yard and I want some tush
I'll be like com round
And she'll be like nah
Shut up bitch and get in the car
It's not often I got a free yard
Hurry up man I don't even live dat far
-Aggro-

by Charlie frm both sides March 22, 2007

yard sale

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.

"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"

by Erik August 31, 2003