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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....
Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.
smuggling yoyos by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004
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"Yoyu" is a word that can be used as an alternative to "you" when you want to tell a person that he is being an actual dick without telling him he is being a dick (unless he knows what yoyu means).
My ex-friend: Hey you look as good as my dad at his wedding.
Me: Fuck yoyu!!
Yoyu by ChochuBaba April 29, 2021
not a rap star, porn star, or yo mama. He is an accomplished professional cello player.
correct: Yoyo Ma performed for the Prime Minister of Prague yesterday.

incorrect: Yoyo Ma gave the Prime Minister a lap dance, ya ho.
yoyo ma by noflo June 11, 2004

yoyo-ing 

verb In basketball, keeping your dribble alive by simply standing in one place and bouncing the basketball. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.
And here comes Magic yoyo-ing up and down...
yoyo-ing by rich rick May 20, 2010

yoyo bender 

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.
1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick
yoyo bender by bored-in-health January 20, 2020
It's just a phrase like when somebody has some bad or weird news you just respond with "yoyt"
Anna: Today i went to the dentist and they said I needed .
You: YOYT.
Yoyt by Nature11 July 7, 2020