Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

bitch wrinkle

another word for the female vagina; was used/created by the bloodhound gang for one of their songs.

men prefer a bitch wrinkle that is clean shaven.

by paris (not hilton) April 19, 2006

wrinklebeast

The most fitting term to describe anyone's penis.

Whoa, that wrinklebeast looks like a f-ing naked mole rat!!

by savinbalix May 24, 2006

wrinkled drum stick

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

by JMac412 March 3, 2011

Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

by Atlanta'cuse March 4, 2011

fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

wrinkle room

a gay bar populated mostly by men of the older variety. Believed by some to be sleazier, they are often less attitude-riven than younger hipper joints and can offer a welcome alternative to such establishments.

That wrinkle room always cheers me up - you can guarantee someone will buy you a drink in there...

by Andrew Karasek May 7, 2011