womp

To bonk or hit someone on the head

i crept up behind the gofer hole with my soft felt covered bat after i inserted a quarter in and as it popped out and revealed its ugly head.....WOMP!!

dead gopher

by Johnson Mo Bonson January 18, 2009

womp

The act of the eyelids moving to half mast after smoking copious quantities of shwag, or some fine fire in a gravity bong or vaporizer.

Dude, I was standing there when my eyelids were suddenly like "womp."

Walking in on your stoner roommate while smoking, you say, "Man, you're womping again??"

Coming across someone with half-open eyes and completely glassed over at that, you say, "Man, you are totally womped!"

by 1402 March 23, 2009

womp

to have to fart in school... usually will leave poop skids (dowd)

I need to womp-cover me!

by kittycatkitty October 29, 2011

womp

to play with yourself, wack off, jack off etc. MASTURBATION(but only for guys)

I was going to workout, but I decided I would womp instead.

by MBpimpdaddy101 June 23, 2012

Womp

A word used as a substitute for any swear word.

"Can you believe that that stupid womp just cut me off?"
"Hey do you guys know Kevin Lastname?"
"Yeah, he is womping hilarious"

by Side Biscuit January 3, 2016

womp

To kick someone's ass. To womp the crap out of them.

Womp that fucker!

by iwomp September 2, 2016

Womp

1)Another way of kissing but in a more sloppy manner. It can also be used in the context that you're eating her out like groceries. More intimate/passionate than simply kissing or cunninglingus.

2)Can be used for a substitute of an adjective or a verb. Using implied context clues to figure out the meaning of the word when in a sentence.

1} I really wanna womp her face like no other.

2) Whenever I'm with her, I feel so womping great. I'm womping inside since I can't tell her I lover her.

by Minayix May 13, 2016