windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017

wiping the windshield

When two girl best friends kiss or get freaky, specifically in front of jerry.

“We were wiping the windshields last night if you know what i mean.”

by prep girl five June 5, 2023

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

windshields

Nickname for a person with glasses.

Hey Windshields, your glasses are fogged up.

by jjdal August 1, 2021

Windshield Wiper

69th gear ... shall I say more.

She was upside down in the car, her legs were a windshield wiper.

by Im a Crackman November 19, 2022

Bug Against a Windshield

When you’re going down on a female and right before she climaxes you sneeze, and snot lands on her vagina.

Bro, I was going down on my girl last night when all of sudden I sneezed and snot went all over her box. Like a bug against a windshield.

by White Cosmic May 16, 2022

Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021