Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord

Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis

by Goat68 March 27, 2023

Rolands

A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.

Rolands looks so sexy today

by heheveeg October 22, 2022

escape roland from library of ruina obby

the best game in roblox. ROLAND from library of ruina appears and the story is very depressing. CHA MAGANERA! WE MUST HUNT THAT PALLID WHALE!

person 1: escape roland from library of ruina obby is so goat
person 2: no it isnt its a slop game
person 2: dies a horrible death

by Yan Vismok January 11, 2025

Roland Wilson

Roland Wilson has been an LSPD captain for a few months now. He's slightly racist around the edges, but he likes to kill terrorsites.

Oh ! Roland Wilson is so good at killing Arabs !!

by Rivaalz November 23, 2021

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

Roland

When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.

The Balinese taxi driver tried a Roland on me in the car.

by Jagger8 May 15, 2020

roland

roland is an expression for when you're highly unbothered but still manage to do everything right.

-I didn't even prepare for that project, but still nailed it!
-O my god, you're such a roland!

by 100504mrs March 23, 2021