pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.

by Thekinkmaster January 27, 2022

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 05, 2024

wet dream

a nightmare that you wake up from, sweating and wet

"i had a wet dream"
"about who?"
"nobody, i just had a nightmare that made me sweat a lot."

by allenim May 20, 2022

Wet dream

When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.

Bud: I had a wet dream last night.

Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.

by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023