Sir Wellington

To sit on the toilet backwards and defecate.

I think I just saw someone in the bathroom eating cereal while doing a Sir Wellington!!

by TheBORAXkid92 June 11, 2016

beef wellington

Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!

Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!

by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

Beef Wellington

A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.

You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.

by BicciIsSexy January 4, 2011

Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003

beef wellington

noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the "pastry" has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: skank, bear claw, worn-out

"Man, i'd love to give Chelsea a hot beef injection"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"

by backup hot beef injector September 3, 2009

Weeb Wellington

A British Weaboo.

''Dude, Jeremy is a Weeb Wellington, and that's on my life!''

by WellWornIdIot April 25, 2020