Platinum Week

Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.

aw man, I just did the platinum week. *dies*

by IrlArgy September 8, 2009

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

Weekly World News

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.

"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"

by Anonymous August 10, 2004

Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

finals week

The worst week of a college or high school students life. Finals week involves pulling an all nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. Finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college or highschool student will be on edge the entire time, thus it is not a good time to screw with them by playing practical jokes or something you might find funny.

guy: Titty twister!!
Phil: (punches guy in the face) its finals week asshole
Guy: oh ok my bad (cowers in a corner)

by beast and the harlot June 9, 2005

mock the week

A great T.V programe on BBC2. staring Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. With other ussual apearences from Rory Bremner, Al Murray and John Oliver and others...

Exam questions which were not published:

Are exam questions getting easier? is the answer...
A. yes or...
B. David beckham.

mock the week is funny as hell!

by shaun gardner September 22, 2006

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016