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Weeaboo

A disgusting piece of pathetic trash that thinks he/she is Japanese because they watch hentai and anime all day and running put of napkins.
jimmy is a total {weeaboo}
by Booty Killer69 March 7, 2019
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Weeabooism

a serious mental disability in which a person believes that Japanese people are superior as well as their culture. A Weeaboo is someone with weeabooism.
"It appears you have a bad case of WEEABOOISM, there is currently no cure. We are now legally required to put you down."
by 123dabpotato September 9, 2018
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weeyaboo

A person that is overly crazy over an anime show, and want to be asian so badly that he or she mimics everything an anime character does and has fetishes for anime characters.
That girl who is in love with sasuke is such a weeyaboo.
by JPSuperFresh May 7, 2009
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Weeaboo

An over exaggerated term used to describe people who are obsessed with Japan's culture. The term is now used to call out people who acknowledge the fact that Japan exists.
"I like Japan"
"You're such a cringy weeaboo kys"
by BrosifJoseph June 27, 2017
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weeaboo

A unknown creature whom has the ability to preform such exquisite tasks unlike any other homo sapiens. The weeaboo is a very rare and endangered species that can be found under smooth rocks in the spotted lake in British Columbia. The weeaboo is nocturnal and hunts for their favorite prey; dragon flies, strictly during the night. Although on March 15 weeaboos spread out their beautiful wings and fly to the ruins of the Twin Towers where they'll asexually reproduce and create beautiful offspring, whom are called weeabooettes. Then when they have finished, and the last drops of sprem as been emptied from within the male weeaboo's penis it will shrivel up and disintegrate leaving no trace behind them. The weeabooettes will then fly back to the British Columbia where they will then rebuild the village in which their parents and ancestors before the once lived.
Son: father lick my balls, for the weeaboos have arrived!
Father: Indeed my son
by abenl02 May 10, 2018
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Weeaboo

A person so obsessed with Japanese culture to the point that they denounce their own and do everything they can to be Japanese. Keep in mind, people can watch anime, have a genuine interest in the Japanese language and appreciate the culture without being full on unhygienic weaboos.

Most obsessions arise through the first or second anime through weak willed humans. Symptoms include loss of rational thought, slurred speech, permanent virginity, poverty after the stack of body pillows/katanas the patient buys, odor.

Our society is generally well protected by the Weaboo Protection Task Force, a military unit tasked with the number one priority of weaboo elimination.
WPTF Officer: Excuse me sir, mind if I ask you a few questions?

Weaboo: Uh.. sure?

WPTF Officer: What is your favourite colour?

Weaboo: I sort've like the colour gree-

WPTF Officer: WEEABOO! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!

Ah, WPTF enforcers are the world's finest detectives.
by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015
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Weeaboo Hater

Indisputable Definition:

A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).

Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):

The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.

- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.

- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.

- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.

The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.

- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.
Reasonable:

- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'

- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"

- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'

Unreasonable:

- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichés." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'

- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'

- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '

'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'

You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.
by AliasAnonymousCaesar January 28, 2018
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