Anky Wanky

Adj. To have a little wank

Heading home for an anky wanky now, see you later.
Mad for an anky wanky tonight.
Kris you had an anky wanky today?

by radm4 February 5, 2008

Wanky Swap

When your boss makes you and your co-workers swap secret Santa gifts in order for him to be rid a lovingly hand made oven mit he received.

"Now you can either swap presents with a coworker or pick up a new gift. Can I pick the Ipod? Do I have to give it to her?" Wanky Swap!

by Windy and Georgie Girl December 19, 2009

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

by Joel Archbold September 24, 2020

Frankie wankie

Frankie is very hot and very dunny but is always so mean and always sending videos to everyone but me and that’s so mean and I’m emo cause she broke my Heart 💔🖤⛓😢

Person 1 : do you love Frankie wankie

Person 2 : I made a hole in my wall for her

by Fagma fr May 7, 2022

Stanky wanky

The Stanky wank wank stank

Stanky wanky, Hanky banky, stanky stank bank wank tank.

by Bunga unga, unga bunga March 4, 2019