wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us

"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"

wankers chat by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021

biggerous wangerous 

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

biggerous wangerous by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008

fuzz wanger 

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

fuzz wanger by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013

Wankers remorse 

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression

He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.

Wankers remorse by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010

wing-wanger 

large succulent penis. when using the word wing-wanger one must do the hand motion for jacking off.

"I bet that guy has one big wing-wanger."

wing-wanger by laura and amy June 17, 2008

Wankers' Callous 

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.

Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.

Wankers' Callous by BGH122 May 21, 2010

Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.

Wanger by Wanger specialist August 6, 2009