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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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Westview wail pump

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.
I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.
by Cummy worm March 20, 2011
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Wail

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Wail is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Wail is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Wail is the most handsome man to ever exist. Wail can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Wail is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Wail. Wail does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Wail, Wail.
girl 1: That guy over there...who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats Wail...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.
by swaggiestmfalive November 22, 2021
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Wailing stone

Go check the wailing stone to see if there are problems
by xXeliXx August 29, 2017
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Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.
I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.
by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020
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Wail

Badass, hot and iconic!! Can crush you with their looks!
Person 1 ; do you know wail?

Person 2 ; you mean the iconic hot one??!!
Person 3 ; yes 😠
by totally not wail??? November 21, 2021
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