whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

Whomps 8

The first milestone in super mario 64speedrunning and a nerdy word for Déjà vu. Well known in Clint

Bob: Yo, have we been here before?
Salem: Nah bro we’ve never been here.
Bob: I feel like we’ve been. This is a real Whomps 8 moment.

by Goredon January 1, 2019

whomp biscuit

Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.

Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?

Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.

by miltonbuck April 28, 2014

clam whomp

the act of putting one's vagina on anothers face

You better stop or i might have to clam whomp you.

by LFay November 16, 2005

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

belly whomps

Excersizes in which players alternately run in place and low themselves to the ground in pushup form.

The team did a minute of warm-up excersizes, jumping jacks, and belly whomps to get them loose.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009