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AmberHeard Virus

A person who's a straight face liar. No matter how clear the evidence is that something is not true. A person with an AmberHeard Virus will insist it's true or false depending on what they are claiming. Even if you saw them do something right in front of you and they know you saw it but they will still deny it ever happened. They may even call everyone else a liar as well. No matter how many people saw it.
1. I ran a 3-minute mile! No, you didn't. I swear I did. You've got the AmberHeard Virus.
2. My husband hit me. I was there, he didn't hit you. Yes, he did you weren't looking when he punched me! Lady, I was sitting on the couch facing you guys! But you didn't see it, he punched me and pulled my hair out, etc.! Lady, You clearly have the AmberHeard Virus.
by RadicaRick June 2, 2022
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Norwalk Virus

a virus that causes you to vomint and have diarrhea. It sounds like the word Ewok and whenever I hear "norwalk" I imagine the cute and loveable Ewoks chilling out on Endor playing drums and all getting sick from bad seafood.
My boss contracted the Norwalk Virus, almost shit her pants and had to go home. As a result there was no one at work to stop me from logging on to urban dictionary and defining the word "Norwalk"
by obyrned November 19, 2006
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slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.
Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."
by UnquenchableFire October 10, 2006
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Computer Virus

1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows
Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.
by Definition DemonX October 9, 2004
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virus

Causes a Compy 386 to become "slightly shotgunned"
"YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother!...I mean, computer!"
by Owen D December 1, 2004
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Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.
"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"
by mouldlottery August 23, 2020
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Virushka

Virushka are so cute!
by Virushkafan September 22, 2019
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