twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.

I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.

by mike87111 October 26, 2012

values voter

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017

swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual

Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.

by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004

Informal Voter

Someone who chooses to deliver a swift kick to the balls to democracy in an election, by scribbling profanities or drawing nonsensical pictures on their voting slip, thus making it invalid.

Particularity irritating during federal elections, this causes a huge waste of time for ballot counters as well as the fact you're throwing away your opportunity to have a say in anything.

Informal Voter: Haha, I drew a dick on my voting slip, elections are gay!

Person: Fuck you're an idiot.

by Fazzmania August 24, 2010

Scofflaw Voter

A short dictionary definition of "scofflaw" is "a contemptuous law violator." In practice it is often used to refer to a husband who stops paying his court-ordered alimony or child support. But, the term "scofflaw" can also be applied to US citizens who have the right to vote in elections, but who neglect to do so. In our democracy, voting is the most basic civic duty. Unless blocked by voter suppression, illness, or other understandable reason, voting should never be neglected.

Given all the current frustration with our national government, one primary cause of bad or weak government is the almost 40% of eligible voters, the scofflaw voters, who for whatever reason or rational, choose not to vote .

by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020

undersided voter

Someone who has zero doubt who they'll vote for, and says "Well, gosh, I can't really decide at this point."

Skewing the polls, giving the country a false image of its future, she characterized herself as an undersided voter.

by Monkey's Dad August 24, 2020

non-voter

a lil' bitch

the only thing worse than a simp is a non-voter

by p33p33p00p00ch3ck September 10, 2020