Velocity

Something/Someone that is the best in video games comp scene

BRO YOUR VELOCITY

by Danduerango June 21, 2022

VelocityShock

Pussy Bitch Roblox kid that plays Roblox all damn day. Like damn

Man: Who’s VelocityShock?
Kid: Me, the Pussy bitch that plays Roblox all fucking day.

by cucumbrrr August 18, 2022

verosity

Used to represent some level of speed.

Let’s move with some verosity.

by SeaTortuga June 24, 2024

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗

E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW

by i_love_you_💗 June 15, 2019